I was masturbating last night and out of no where i squirted, im not sure if it was cum or urine, some of it left a whitish thick liquid on my sheets, but the rest kinda smells like urine. Discussion content reflects the view of individual participants only. And the last time i did it, it left a stain on the matress. As I was walking to the bathroom, though, I caught him looking skeptically at the large wet spot on his bed, bent over like the Sherlock Holmes of bodily fluids.
Thankfully, he never brought it up to me again, but that might be because we only dated for two more weeks after that.